There are smart, more effective sarcasms and there are simple rude insults . Here are two sarcasms. One works and the other sucks. Which one is the smart one? Why? Which one is the sucky one? Why? If you don’t know, you really don’t understand women.
Here it is:
“And you’re short, did your parents forget to feed you?”
“Sorry, I have a rule against dating princesses.”
So, which one?
The answer is blindingly simple: Pass it through a giggle metrics filter. The one of the above utterances that elicits a giggle is the one to deploy.